Well, here we are about to send 2015 packing and ringing in a new year and hoping 2016 is the best year ever! So why not share some end of the year random thoughts I have been having. In no certain order here they are:
Winter, where the fuck are you? I mean, I get it, global warming and all that jazz, but come on! Here it is, the end of December, and I am sitting here in a tank top and shorts with my fucking air on! I am used to a small cool down at least enough to open my windows for a few months, but nooooooooooo, not this fucking year.
I wonder how many callers did sessions on Christmas day? I should ask. Wonder what that was like. I am too afraid to take calls on Christmas for fear Santa will hear me being down right dirty and never come back to my house. Or on the flip side, he may want to move the fuck in!
Did my friend Gina ever find her car keys? I mean, how does one lose their car keys in their own house to begin with? I mean, they are kind of important don’t you think? Have you ever lost your keys for days? I have not!
I have washed and put away my Christmas panties till next year. I wonder if they will miss being in rotation? Those poor panties get put in the back of the drawer not to be seen again till the next year. Wonder, do they feel left out?
I got an Atari flashback for Christmas and I remember it very well from when I was young and my siblings used to play it and never let me play. Why did I want to play it? Did people really think that was state of the art? I laughed my ass off going through the games and seeing the graphics from back in the day.
I wonder how many of my readers go out and party on New Years Eve? I know I don’t anymore. It is just too much fuss and the hangover is not pretty, but I may hang out with friends, just not party my face off. Do you all like to ring in the new year drunk? I was always brought up to believe that what you do as the clock strikes 12 is what you will be doing through out the year. So like, if your house is messy, it will be messy all year. If you are fucking, you will be fucking all year. I think I will be fucking, ha ha ha ha ha!
Okay, my random thoughts are done. I will leave you with this. May the new year bring you many blessings and many boners!
Happy New Years Goddess!
right back atcha cuckie
No party for new year. Just another day to me. Dont even stay up for it, but between midnight and 2am there is always some idiot setting off fireworks in the truck stops and they wake me. So im always pissed off first day of the last 9 years. Lol
I am glad you are not out on the roads need ya safe….and hope your new year started with a smile
Mistress: I think I will ring in the New Year with a boner!!!
hehehe no orgasm just a boner
What ever happened to Peace, Love and Understanding? It sure looks like nobody believes in that anymore and I hope they fix the big methane leak in California soon, that ain’t helping global warming!
We can only hope it’s a Happy New Year Ms Constance!
peace love and understanding huh? and yes hope they fix it happy new year to you too
I do party a little on New Year’s Eve, but at home. Too many amateur nutcases out there. Cook a nice meal and pound the wine and champagne from the comfort of my own couch. And if midnight determines the rest of the year then no doubt I’ll be horny and thinking about sex, lmao! Yes bring on cooler weather in Florida and hey if you don’t need those Christmas panties send them along and I’ll use ’em to stroke with. Promise I’ll wash them before I send them back. Happy New Year! 🙂
happy new year and yes partying at home is smart lol I aint sending you mah panties noooooo
Yeah. Santa would totally be moving in on you for being naughty! Good thinking not getting him all hot and bothered. He had a job to do, and you don’t want all the kiddies crying because you got Santa distracted and caught up making phone sex calls to Ms. Constance. 😉 BTW, it’s hot as hell here too! Bleh.
hehehehehehe hope it cools off for ya
Hi Mistress! Happy New Year! Can’t wait to start 2016! We didn’t have a White Christmas here in Texas, but you may be hearing about a “White First Week In January” on the news! 🙂