Well, here we are about to send 2015 packing and ringing in a new year and hoping 2016 is the best year ever! So why not share some end of the year random thoughts I have been having. In no certain order here they are:

Winter, where the fuck are you? I mean, I get it, global warming and all that jazz, but come on! Here it is, the end of December, and I am sitting here in a tank top and shorts with my fucking air on! I am used to a small cool down at least enough to open my windows for a few months, but nooooooooooo, not this fucking year.

I wonder how many callers did sessions on Christmas day? I should ask. Wonder what that was like. I am too afraid to take calls on Christmas for fear Santa will hear me being down right dirty and never come back to my house. Or on the flip side, he may want to move the fuck in!

Did my friend Gina ever find her car keys? I mean, how does one lose their car keys in their own house to begin with? I mean, they are kind of important don’t you think? Have you ever lost your keys for days? I have not!

I have washed and put away my Christmas panties till next year. I wonder if they will miss being in rotation? Those poor panties get put in the back of the drawer not to be seen again till  the next year. Wonder, do they feel left out?

I got an Atari flashback for Christmas and I remember it very well from when I was young and my siblings used to play it and never let me play. Why did I want to play it? Did people really think that was state of the art? I laughed my ass off going through the games and seeing the graphics from back in the day.

I wonder how many of my readers go out and party on New Years Eve? I know I don’t anymore. It is just too much fuss and the hangover is not pretty, but I may hang out with friends, just not party my face off. Do you all like to ring in the new year drunk? I was always brought up to believe that what you do as the clock strikes 12 is what you will be doing through out the year. So like, if your house is messy, it will be messy all year. If you are fucking, you will be fucking all year. I think I will be fucking, ha ha ha ha ha!

Okay, my random thoughts are done. I will leave you with this. May the new year bring you many blessings and many boners!

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