Well the title says it all folks. Humping Masturbation is a thing I know because I make guys hump all the time. Why do I do this? Well because it is fun and a tad humiliating but more important it is fun.

Hand Humping Masturbation

Now this one is easy you just lay on your tummy rock hard cock against the palm of your hand and hump. Imagine you are fucking or something bet it feels good. You can also be a hand humping masturbation slut simply by humping that hand while wrapped around your dick.

Table humping

Have you ever had an erection and rubbed it against the table?  Try it next time you are stiff and horny grind that dick against the table. Hard cock on Hard table = horny humping.

Furniture humping

Oh this humping masturbation is a favorite of mine. The couch arm the couch cushion it good for humping. Just imagine me there watching you bent over humping away. I would have to giggle because of your horny humping but you wont mind will you? Your hard dick grinding on the furniture making you drip and leak! I fucking love that image!

Pillow humping

Yes a pillow from your bed folded in half and ready for humping. This is a great masturbation aide. You can stick your dick in the fold pretend you’re fucking or you can just hump against it. Be prepared to change the pillow case you horny humper because it will get wet.

Is humping masturbation for you

Tell me does the ides of humping masturbation thrill you? Does it make you hard? Do you enjoy a bit of erotic humiliation when masturbating? I know I certainly enjoy it even if you don’t cum it sure is fun. Speaking of not cumming sometimes that’s the fun all that humping masturbation leads to horny aching denial. Oh how I love to leave you hard horny and frustrated and begging!

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