I woke up this morning seeing the news about hurricane Harvey and what a cunt he is to those poor people over in Texas. I know all too well about storms living in Florida, so I am thinking of you all. I also know several of my fans live in Texas so I do hope you are all doing okay in this storm.

Hand Humping

I thought it would be a fun thing for those hurricane peeps to do some fun hand humping during the hurricane. Hopefully, you won’t lose power till after you read this or at all. It can be boring and nerve-racking during a storm like this so why not wrap your hand around those cocks and tug it. We all know masturbation helps to relieve stress well guess what jerk off and forget about the storm!

Palm on cock

Lay naked on your bed and lay your hand open palm down and just push that cock against your belly and rub….do this till your nice and rock hard and throbbing. Once you are rock hard roll over onto you tummy hand same was on dick just this time use your hump and hump that hand.

praying hands

Now once you have worked that dick into a frenzy with the palm of your hand flip back over on your back. Take your cock into your hands and put your hands in a praying pose and squeeze that dick. Now you can start to work those praying hands up and down that dick till you feel that yummy edge hit you….stop and repeat two more times!

Interlock those fingers

Now with your cock still between those praying hands interlock those fingers around that horny hard dick. Squeeze and release a few times before you start to pump that cock! Now work that dick nice and hard and feel the pressure of those hands and interlocked fingers squeezing your dick. Edge a few times like this before you lose your load let go.

What Hurricane

If you have followed the above directions, you should have forgotten all about that hurricane outside and now only think about the explosion brewing in those balls. Oh, you wanted to know if you could cum huh? Well NO hahahahaha stay horny during the hurricane do this over and over till the storms have passed and maybe when it is all over you can cum.