I have been thinking about this blog post for 2 days……I have a filthy mouth some of you love it some of you don’t care for it. Having a potty mouth is all part of who I am I have been this way nearly all my life. I used to be told I had the mouth of a sailor or trucker…..yet I have met both and I seem to out cuss them ha ha ha. So lets talk about some of the filthy words I enjoy
Fuck
Yes fuck is a word I use a lot and love! It also is my favorite activity ha ha ha. I love fuck for so many reasons because it can be used in a good or bad way. There are many ways to say fuck and it is fuck and they are all fucking fun! Fuck you, fuck me, fuck off, fucking,fuckalicious and so many more. I love FUCK
Twat
This is becoming another huge favorite of mine. Calling someone a twat is never a good thing when I use it and lately I have been using it a lot. Of course I also combine it with Fuck to call someone a fucking twat. I also like twat face, twat lips, and twat muffin is a new one I been using a lot ha ha ha
Cunt
There was a time that this was a huge NO NO word for me…I would say the *C* word instead of saying cunt. Oh but now I use cunt a lot simply because I like to shock people when it comes out of such a pretty mouth. Filthy cunt is something i reserve for the truly disgusting fuckwads of the world.
What does this say about me?
So it used to be that when someone used foul language it was a sign they were not very smart, they lacked the intelligence to use less vulgar words. This simply has never been the case with my use of vulgarity. It is simply a part of who I am and how I express myself, I don’t always cuss especially in mixed company where it would be totally inappropriate. There is a time and place to use such foul language and thankfully for me the line of work I am in it is encouraged to use naughty words he he he.
What is your favorite cuss word
So lets see what are some of your favorite cuss words? Do you use one over the other? Or do you not curse at all?
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Been saying that waffles a lot lately
Mistress: The important thing I know about you, and that you pointed out, is that you know the appropriate time and place to use such language. Granted, we have Freedom of Speech in this country, and some people will indeed say whatever they want and wherever they want. In fact, it does not even have to be vulgar language to be annoying. I think we have all been near someone in a store or other public place having a LOUD conversation either on their cell phone or with someone in person about something we have no interest in, and if its laced with profanity, its even more annoying.
I sent you the F*U*C*K email today, before I saw this blog post. Writing this from the corner. 🙂
I’m just imagining you reading this post!
Ms Constance I love your filthy mouth. It goes so well with your gusto for life and your wonderful dirty sense of humor and I luv ya for all of it. It is the way you use and say a word that carries the meaning.
TWAT to me means someone who is garden variety A-hole. CUNT, a major A-Hole! But all can have different meaning extensions depending on how I use it and how I say it.
I use the same ones you do here and like to combine them with other words or make ad-words out of them because I got tired of always using the same word by itself. So a FUCK-Nut or FUCK-TA-Holius is someone who is just dumb but thinks they are otherwise.
If you have never seen George Carlins routine on The Seven Dirty Words You Can’t Say on TV check it out, it true funny!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ
I would like to add a T to the end of all TWA planes. Now THAT would be an airline I could *get into*!
Every time I read your blogs and your twitter feed, I realize that my daily dirty vocabulary needs to be expanded and sprinkled into my calls more liberally! Ahem, anyway, not sure if it counts as a cuss word around these here parts, but I’m a big fan of SLUT…as in ass slut, cock slut, cum slut, suck slut, panty slut.