Well, here it is, the commercial holiday where we are supposed to send candy and flowers and such to the ones we love….and I love this day, but I still stick with treat everyone you love with love every day of the year…With that said here is a few random thoughts popping into my head:

How many of you are wearing red panties with hearts on them? I know I am!

How many valentines were woken up with sex?

How many are masturbating to celebrate this day….and will they call me to celebrate?

I like candy every day of the year, not just this one day, so make a note of that boys and girls. Hehehehe.

I am hungry! What am I going to eat?

Wonder what the stores are like right now? Should I even bother to do my errands or say fuck it stay home?

How many guys are right now at this very moment realizing it is Valentine’s Day and saying, “Ohhhhhhhh fuck, I forgot?”

How many women only put out on this day, or random holidays and such and why? I mean, fuck every day not just a few special occasions.

I need to get a heart paddle so I can leave a bright red heart on bare asses…seems fitting for today, right?

How many guys would love to be totally denied on this day by me…..and how many of you that are denied by me wish you could cum?

Okay I think that’s enough random silly stuff for this day…I am taking calls till this afternoon so if you want to be my Valentine, give me a call, but just because you call does not mean you cum……some of you will be denied no matter what! Hehehehehe!

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