This was brought up by my pet the other day that he is totally and completely addicted to me and I thought I would write about it in a fun way because his addiction to me in no way harms him or puts him at risk. So let’s have some fun with it. In the style of the old you might be a redneck if jokes….

You might be addicted to me if…. You wake up with me on your mind and can’t start your day without seeing my picture.

You might be addicted to me if…. You go to sleep and dream of me in naughty and kinky ways.

You might be addicted to me if…. You come to my blog 75 times, looking to see if I am on for calls.

You might be addicted to me if…. Everywhere you go, you see reminders of me, even in the most vanilla places.

You might be addicted to me if…. You can’t watch a TV show without it reminding you of me… even your favorite show.

You might be addicted to me if…. You wait by the phone with the number to me on speed dial to be the first caller of the day.

You might be addicted to me if…. All you can think of is pleasing and serving me all day, every day.

You might be addicted to me if…. You read every post on my blog and listened to every audio, even about topics you don’t like.

So there you have just some of the signs you might be addicted to me…I do have a cure for you, if you want it… Call me….but it will only feed your addiction to me and ya know what? I am okay with that. Hehehehehe.

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