This was brought up by my pet the other day that he is totally and completely addicted to me and I thought I would write about it in a fun way because his addiction to me in no way harms him or puts him at risk. So let’s have some fun with it. In the style of the old you might be a redneck if jokes….
You might be addicted to me if…. You wake up with me on your mind and can’t start your day without seeing my picture.
You might be addicted to me if…. You go to sleep and dream of me in naughty and kinky ways.
You might be addicted to me if…. You come to my blog 75 times, looking to see if I am on for calls.
You might be addicted to me if…. Everywhere you go, you see reminders of me, even in the most vanilla places.
You might be addicted to me if…. You can’t watch a TV show without it reminding you of me… even your favorite show.
You might be addicted to me if…. You wait by the phone with the number to me on speed dial to be the first caller of the day.
You might be addicted to me if…. All you can think of is pleasing and serving me all day, every day.
You might be addicted to me if…. You read every post on my blog and listened to every audio, even about topics you don’t like.
So there you have just some of the signs you might be addicted to me…I do have a cure for you, if you want it… Call me….but it will only feed your addiction to me and ya know what? I am okay with that. Hehehehehe.
Wow, I’m surprised because I’m not addicted to you. I only have occasional naughty dreams about you, only wake up sometimes with a woody thinking of you, am reminded of you in many places and situations but not everywhere, come to your blog only 10-20 times a day to see if you’re on or tweeting, and think about pleasing you only most of the time. So even though I read every blog post and listen to every audio, I’m not addicted! Lmfao! Cute post and please, feed my addiction any time. 🙂
hehehe gee it sure sounds like your totally not addicted to me but hehehehe and I will feed ya 😉
Wow every single one of those just proves im so Addicted to You my Queen Constance!
that’s because my sweet pet you are addicted to me mmmmmmmmm
Well, it’s just as i suspected, i am hopelessly addicted to You
and I like it!! I never want you to change that
it appears my weenus, well your weenus, and I have an addiction to you. And I always visit my Mistress’s website for 15 minutes each time. 😉
you are such a good boy 15 mins ta a time is wonderful and that weenus is mine and addicted mmmmmm
Okay, I admit I might be addicted 🙂
you totally are considering I own you cuckie hehehehe
Mistress Constance: You are my drug, and you are my dealer! Fortunately, I’ve never been addicted to drugs, but as I’ve said before, when it comes to addiction, Mistress Constance makes crack cocaine seem like Sanka coffee!
hehehehe sanka! mmm I dig you being addicted to me in every single way 🙂
I’m not addicted to you! I just want to Marry You!, and have 20 kids with you.
Ok, confession time, Miss Constance! As of next year, I will have been at LDW for 2 years, and that entire time I am not ashamed to say that I have thought my own naughty thoughts about you more than just a wee bit! Now, if a Mistress can admit that, your hordes of admirers will certainly agree with me….you’re a sexy one, I tell ya!