So I have had a silly song stuck in my head and the more I walked around singing it the more I thought what a funny song this would be
I know how much you SPH lovers out there enjoy having women like me make fun of your tiny dicks. I mean after all that’s really all an itty bitty dicklette is good for…teasing and making fun of! hahahahahaha
So sit back and enjoy me singing Tiny dick and remember to memorize it and sing it to me the next time we talk! I cant wait to laugh my fucking ass off as I hear you singing it….almost as much as I laughed my ass off when you tiny dick dudes showed/confessed to me you have little peckers!!
Oh one more thing if this song made your tiny dick try to get a stiffy you need to confess it in the comments section of this blog. If it made you laugh share that too!!!
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Ha ha ha Ms Constance! I love it. You are so creative! I didn’t even know this baby shark song you mention but loved it just the same!I won’t seek it out as it has total ear-worm properties and I don’t need help getting things “STUCK”
I just might send some of my small clitty boi’s over here on assignment to , listen and memorize!
FUCK! Now THIS song is stuck in my head!
Dickless, be a bitch ha ha ha!
See you around the Empire, Sexy!
OH my goodness! Now Constance– this is a true earworm. I am going to get into trouble singing this out loud. Hahahaha what a great song! I can see why you have had this song stuck in your head. “Be a bitch… not a man.. Be a girl…” Dancing and singing this as I type. I am most definitely laughing! Thanks for sharing this song with us. I am sure lots of guys are lining up for you to laugh at their shrimp dicks!
feels like you were singing to me!
OMG this is too funny.
Ohhh Ms. Constance!!! I was speaking with peewee along with Ms. Erika and Goddess Mandy. Ms. Erika shared this song with us, and HOW PERFECT a song this is!!
*crying from laughing over here!*
LOL Delia! This is a perfect song for our small penis subby!
Oh yes, Ms. Erika!! Poor Thomasina has SUCH a small penis, and it should be mocked 😉
Yes EMPRESS CONSTANCE it did not make my clitty grow but it did make me laugh .sincerly beta bottom bitch tedi EMPRESS CONSTANCE your so intelligent and creative enjoy your writings so much