As many of you know I declared yesterday National Constance is unplugged day and I plan to celebrate on that date every year. I thought it would be easy to unplug but it was fucking hard…and here are some of the thoughts I had

How many e-mails did I get?

Is my auto responder working?

Oh man I need to tweet this….no no no your unplugged

Holy crapola is it really 11 am and I am just now rolling out of bed?

I wonder how many guys are jerking off right now without me? I know a few who cant hehehehe they are locked the fuck up

Damn why don’t I drink margaritas more often this is tasty as fuck!

Hey the pool is empty on a Friday I dig this!

The maintenance guy was spending an awful long time “working” right behind me

Is that a pudgy in his pants?

I am glad I am always home when someone comes into my place I can see this maintenance guy creeping through my panties

Oh Panties I don’t have any on

Oh that girl that just walked into the gym has a super fine ass…wonder what her pussy is like

I wonder how many e-mail I have ( yes thought of that often)

It is cloudy but fuck I feel like I am getting burned….yup I am fuck!

Stop staring at me you creep it is not cool and I know what your thinking…NO I wont fuck you! Yes I am hot! Get lost or say hello don’t just stare!

Okay so there are some of the things that was running through my head yesterday and I made mental notes add this to a random thoughts blog hahaha so even though I was off and unplugged I was still thinking of you all………….and man oh man it is hard to stay away even though it is what I needed….but yay I am back!

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts

          Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts