Happy Fourth of July everyone I hope you are all enjoying the extra day off of work and some quality summer time fun!! Me well I have been laying low like realllllllllllllllllllllllllll low and here are some random thoughts about where I have been that might answer your questions

 

I have had a summer cold that was getting better but then got worse…..what the fuck is a summer cold anyways?

Why would I be getting better only to get worse this is some type of cruel joke

I wonder how many of you have been missing seeing me on for calls?

How many people would like my cold voice…I had someone tell me before it is super sexy

why do doctors ask you what brings you in……well I was bored figured I would come hang out with you is what I said

How is it I can still be such a smart ass yet feel so poorly

I have meds now and they suck because now that I am on them all…. I expect to be better already…..but alas I am not

I wonder how may of you would come and wait on me hand and foot and look after me

Fuck it is hot in Florida just saying

Hey I wonder what Molly is wearing and if she has on something patriotic like panties or a bra…oh oh or is she naked

Just how many naps in a day can I take?

I think I am gonna find out here shortly wonder if Ms Andi would like to join me for one….it would just be sleep though no hanky panky

How many of you now are picturing Andi and I napping together

Okay that’s it from me that is where I have been and what I have been doing although it is not sexy it is honest and although I am sicky I am still funny and have not lost my sense of humor and even on my worst day I look hot with my hair pulled back my jammies on and a whiney voice hahahahaha

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts