Happy Saturday everyone…well I am in one hell of a silly mood and I have no idea why so I thought I would just share some of the random thoughts that go through my head while sitting here.

 

I wonder truly how many guys are butt sluts? I mean sure some dudes like stuff in their butts and I like to use my strap on and various toys in men’s butts but how many are sluts? Like cant get enough want it all the time and try odd or unique objects to put in their butts?

The biggest cock I ever fucked was 11 inches and at that big he didn’t fit all the way in….do guys with extremely  large cocks feel ripped off because they will never truly know the pleasure of being balls deep? Or are there women with endless vaginas that can take such HUGE cocks? And unless your taking his dick into your stomach no way you can deep throat a dude with such a big cock….or can you?

do you guys check out other guys dicks? Like ya know in public places like the gym and stuff………I mean if I had the chance I would look at every dick in the place. I mean I check out chicks every chance I get. I admire their tits or marvel at their huge areolas….I don’t get embarrassed I figure your showing it I am looking.

Will my hitachi short circuit if I use it too much and what if it does that when I am using it.

OMG WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT MY HITACHI?!?!

I still don’t have any panties on hmmmmmmm I have so many which ones should I put on or should I stay commando?

Do you answer your phone when it says unknown caller? I don’t unless it is to pick up and hang up and hey just who the fuck are these unknown callers and why in this day and age are they NOT KNOWN?

Have you ever met someone and thought right away what a fucktard? I mean come on they open their mouth and you instantly go why… why am I here who is this fucktard what exactly are they talking about?

Sometimes when I go to the store I look in others carts to figure them out. Like are they on a budget? Are the a health nut? Do they buy a lot of munchies?

Sometimes at the store I also picture the deli clerks in wild various stages of sex while waiting to get my lunch meat. There is a bald guy I always wonder what his head would feel like on a bald pussy.

Okay LOL I am done enjoy! Oh and don’t be afraid hehehehehe

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts