Happy Saturday everyone…well I am in one hell of a silly mood and I have no idea why so I thought I would just share some of the random thoughts that go through my head while sitting here.
I wonder truly how many guys are butt sluts? I mean sure some dudes like stuff in their butts and I like to use my strap on and various toys in men’s butts but how many are sluts? Like cant get enough want it all the time and try odd or unique objects to put in their butts?
The biggest cock I ever fucked was 11 inches and at that big he didn’t fit all the way in….do guys with extremely large cocks feel ripped off because they will never truly know the pleasure of being balls deep? Or are there women with endless vaginas that can take such HUGE cocks? And unless your taking his dick into your stomach no way you can deep throat a dude with such a big cock….or can you?
do you guys check out other guys dicks? Like ya know in public places like the gym and stuff………I mean if I had the chance I would look at every dick in the place. I mean I check out chicks every chance I get. I admire their tits or marvel at their huge areolas….I don’t get embarrassed I figure your showing it I am looking.
Will my hitachi short circuit if I use it too much and what if it does that when I am using it.
OMG WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT MY HITACHI?!?!
I still don’t have any panties on hmmmmmmm I have so many which ones should I put on or should I stay commando?
Do you answer your phone when it says unknown caller? I don’t unless it is to pick up and hang up and hey just who the fuck are these unknown callers and why in this day and age are they NOT KNOWN?
Have you ever met someone and thought right away what a fucktard? I mean come on they open their mouth and you instantly go why… why am I here who is this fucktard what exactly are they talking about?
Sometimes when I go to the store I look in others carts to figure them out. Like are they on a budget? Are the a health nut? Do they buy a lot of munchies?
Sometimes at the store I also picture the deli clerks in wild various stages of sex while waiting to get my lunch meat. There is a bald guy I always wonder what his head would feel like on a bald pussy.
Okay LOL I am done enjoy! Oh and don’t be afraid hehehehehe
lol, that pic may be silly but I think it’s pretty glorious in it’s sillyness!
So, I dunno about other guys, but I don’t look at anyone else’s junk. I also get uncomfortable when I think someone else is looking at mine. And good lord those people that think the urinal is a place for conversation. It’s not! Stop talking to me weirdo!
If an Unknown Caller calls me I let it go to voicemail, if they don’t leave me a message then it wasn’t important enough for me to have answered. 🙂
Holy fuck 11″ that’s literally 2x as big as mine holy shit.
Sometimes I know someone is a fucktard before they even open their mouth. Saw a guy in the airport earlier this week and I was thinking “Do you really think you look cool? You look like a douche. What on earth compels you to dress like that and do your hair like that?”
LOL, J P…urinal a place for conversation..it’s not..stop talking to me! LMFAO!!!! That’s one area we women are definitely lucky 😛 Too funny
why thank you jp!!!
thanks for indulging this bored random blog post and sharing your thoughts very funny stuff
BUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’m so not afraid and this is fucking hilarious Ms C! We know a lot of buttsluts, so can’t wait to hear them chime in on that one, lol.
My largest was around 10 and whoaaa, haha. Endless vajayjays..cracking the fuck up!
I wanna know too, do you check other guys…guys? Hmmmmm?? Kinky minds want to know 😉
I don’t wanna think about life with no hitachi..gaaaaaaaaa!
Commando babbbyyyy…owwwwwww! Then we’d be twins hehe
No, fuck the unknown callers!
Yes, can spot a fucktard pretty quick. Sometimes though it can take a few minutes lol.
Another reason I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Just awesome hahaha <3
I knew you would enjoy this thanks sexy
Nice list of topics here!
– no butt slut. Don’t see that happening least not with webcam. Just don’t think I could make someone watch that, lol
– no checking out other dudes, they are pretty much gross
– not large enough to bottom out in a pussy at over 8″ but will say I don’t think I’ve ever had pussy that wasn’t tight
– panty or commando whatever you’re feeling 🙂
– yes fucktards eyerywhere! Like you say hello or ask someone random how it’s going out in public and they like your an idiot. Ugh, relax peeps it’s ok outside your house, lol.
ohh w you will be whatever I want you to be including a butt slut hehehehe
Constance: This was a great and funny read. You should do it every once in a while when the mood hits and you need to share those random thoughts. By the way, that picture was added to my screen saver collection–just one of many I have of you! 🙂
thanks FS and I will consider doing it more
If your Hitachi shorts out when you’re using it, you could get a spark, but you probably won’t. If you use it under cover, it’ll overheat…
thanks for the advice
It’s nice to know that I am not the only one who has thoughts like this! I sure had a good time with your sexy, random brain dump! Lol
By the way, I don’t answer unknown callers, and there are probaby more buttsluts than will care to admit. But what I wonder is how many men are nervous about trying anal because they’re afraid they’ll like it too much? Those men need to try it anyway. Listening to men whimper and grow addicted by the moment is actually a blast for me! Great little read!
LOL I am glad to know I am not the only one who has these random thoughts
A nice popouri of random kinky thoughts
No buttslut here, except maybe for the aneros, God’s gift to the male ass. Otherwise I’m very picky about what goes up there and when.
No on checking out other guys. I really don’t care what they got. And to the fat guy at the gym — close the fucking curtain when you shower! It’s disgusting!
Go commando, and rub pussies with Kaylee.
Fuck no on the unknown callers. Got enough bullshit to deal with.
Fuck yes on the fucktards. Most of them have neon lights that says fucktard. They’re not subtle. That’s why they’re fucktards.
why thank you hahahahaha great comment
I have a caller who always looks at big black cocks in the bathroom. He says it’s because they’re terrifying, but I think it’s because he’s jealous! When those black guys stand back at the urinal to go, he says he has to go run and hide in a stall! LOL!
ohh my he sounds like fun
I can’t answer all of you Sidartha like questions….Perhaps sometime be the river will help you find inner peace………….but I do have some thoughts on your quest
*No……..stay ‘commando’ Mistress Schwarzenegger
*The “unkown caller’ is cannibal
Yes Virginia, there are ‘fucktards’
*and when you see a shopper with ‘skybars’ in their cart you know you have found a soul who has attained enlightenment……….
Good luck in you search for answers Mistress 🙂
lmao cuckie you are funny thank you
*looks around fearfully* bald deli clerks heads on bald pussies? *steps away from the deli clerks*
To me, ALL vaginas seem endless….
And speaking of endless, what if your Hitachi shorted out while you were using it a shocked your clitty in some weird way and it gave you an orgasm that never stops?
orgasm that never stops OKAY maybe I will make it short out just to see if that will happen
I’m 8 1/2 inches long, a few times I’ve fucked women where I can’t go balls deep and it is very frustrating! It’s nice to hear them say “oh, I’ve never been touched there before”, but really it’s almost like a non-fuck if I cant’ get all the way in. Also, I don’t want to bend or possibly break my penis when it stops short when I am pounding away. Maybe that’s why I invented the “sissy fuck” ; secure a sponge around my dick with a strap that only lets it go in 1 inch.
Instead of going commando, I challenge you to only put one leg through one leg hole and let the rest hang down.
I know we would have so much fun together, so , what is the latest in the day that you are comfortable with? (I guess for an appt.)