So here I sit on a Sunday, the day after the huge drawing for the Power Ball, only to check my numbers and see I didn’t even have 1 stinking number…..but the good news is nobody hit the big jackpot so now it is even higher!! So below are some of my random thoughts about the power ball lottery.

Why do I only buy a ticket when it is a HUGE drawing is 1 million or 5 million? Are smaller amounts not good enough for me? I bet many of you are just like me! Admit it!

If I did win, I know I would probably end up giving half of it away to those I know and love to help better their lives…..and I am pretty sure every person who ever plays says the same thing…..but how many winners have actually done that?

Would I still take calls and do dirty things to you all if I won the lottery? Probably, but it wouldn’t be all the time because, well, I will be out running the streets with money in my pocket! (Sorry, just being real!)

I would love to buy LDW or become a partner with Ally if I hit the big money. I wonder if she would even consider it?

I think I would buy 60 minutes for every caller who currently calls LDW on a reg basis meaning like once a month…..so heads up to those of you who don’t call that often: make a point to do so, or you won’t get that free call from me, lil Ms Lottery Winner. Hahahahaha!

How many houses would I buy? I mean, I know I would love one in the Tennessee mountains and one here in Florida, but would I also get one back home in Philly? Who the fuck cares right? I mean, I would be one rich bitch and could afford the homes!!!

How many ladies at LDW would I meet and hang out with if I had unlimited traveling funds? ALL of them I think and what I would do is buy a huge RV or bus and bling that bitch out and have a driver drive me where I want to go in style and that way, if other ladies wanted to join me on my road trip, they could!

Oh, Oh, sex toys for everyone!! I would buy everyone a new dildo or sex to of their choice and I would own every single one ever made, OMG, and I am buying like 20 real dolls! You know, those expensive sex dolls just cause I think they are fucking cool….I would have them in a room and make you all do dirty stuff to them! Hahahahaha!

Ohh, what a nice dream it is to think about hitting the Power Ball, but sadly, tis just a dream….how would you spend it if you had it and would I be on your list of those you would hook up??

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts