Well it has been some time since I have done a random thoughts blog so lucky for you all today is the day. I will warn you now this is all about the heat and how fucking hot it is. So grab a cold beverage and chill while you read it
Fuck it is hot out like fucking Africa Hot maybe even hotter than Africa!!!
I walked the pooch before 9 am and I am just roasting and he didn’t seem to mind I mean what the fuck he wears a fur coat
I have lived in Florida a long time why am I not used to this heat
I hardly wear anything as it is I mean could I be cooler if I were just naked?
If I walked the pooch naked would the cops get called or just a lot of stares and such?
Does everyone in Florida feel this way about the heat?
I wonder if I could make a subbie walk behind me with some ice and apply it to my skin when I start to feel too hot? ( of course I can duh)
When will the heat end…oh that’s right in like January after all it is fucking Florida!
Is it hot everywhere right now?
Thank god for central Air I would never live here without it…and I think anyone who does live here without it is INSANE
I thought it was hot last summer I think this summer is even hotter!
I am just going to live in my bikinis for the rest of the summer even when running errands fuck it if I am gonna roast I will look good roasting!
The heat zaps my energy so I think I will just go on strike and not do a damn thing till winter…..I WISH
Well there you have it some random thoughts about this fucking heat and how I feel about it. I know many of you are dealing with summer and the heat as well as I am and I bet some of you can even relate to what I am saying and well if you are some place cool I HATE YOU hhahahaha kidding….maybe
Stay Cool all and here is a picture to make you all feel as hot as I do right now!
It’s been ridiculously hot where i am too…far north of you (Global Warming) I would happily….no, Joyously follow you with ice cubes during your walks!!!! Oh, and that picture of you in the yellow bikini isn’t helping the heat situation…..it’s HOT!!!!
Mistress Constance,
I’m also in Florida but I don’t mind the heat. I mean ya, it’s hot. Yea I sweat. But I’m not frustrated by it. I keep thinking of the 9 months of fantastic weather we have while the rest of N America freeeeeeeeeeezes!
But then again you are not going to find me running around in the middle of the afternoon unless it’s to be in a pool, by a pool getting wet by something or another! ???
tee hee, see you around the Empire, sexy!
Are you really going to run errands in a bikini? Mmmmmm!