So I have been down for the count the last week fever set in and I had some very odd thoughts happening but on reoccurring thought was things abut guys that turn me off. Why when sick did I think of this I have no idea but it kept popping into my head so below are some random things guys do/wear/say that turn me off …..don’t take it seriously

First of all guys with long hair umm no just ew….not a fan I would prefer you to be bald than long locks of hair

Skinny jeans on men….uhh NO nope no way no how…..if you think skinny jeans are appropriate for anyone over the age of 18 time to grow up

wimpy whiney men who want to be treated like men but behave like pussies….nope no time for it nope none…grow some balls man up

grabbing your dick/balls in public or a sexual way to get my attention will have me rolling my eyes and telling you to fuck off….stop this

licking /biting your lip while talking to me ew NO just don’t….if you find me sexy use your words…..don’t be disgusting and a creep

use my name when you want my attention don’t call me “girl” not even in a cutesy way do I appreciate that…again use your big boy words

In general if you are more concerned with the image in the mirror looking back at you than being an adult and being a man than you turn me off.

If you would rather spend your time on fb talking about who you voted for and why and the injustice of the world…than have a conversation face to face with someone…. than you turn me off

Talking with your mouth full is a huge turn off…..unless your moaning with a dick in it hahahahaha

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