HI Everyone and Happy Easter Weekend!! This will fall in line with my other random silly thoughts blogs, so I am sure you will enjoy it.
I wonder how many sissy girls went out and bought a new Easter dress for the holiday? Where will they wear it?
Why don’t I have any Easter themed panties? I must change that soon!
I wonder how many of you would enjoy a kink basket over a traditional basket? Ya know instead of candy and such, it is filled with dildos and butt plugs and, instead of regular eggs, you would have those vibe eggs hehehehe.
Now I want one of those kink baskets!
The stores are nuts right now! I know cause I went to them the other day and they were nuts, so stay away cause only the worst shoppers are in those stores this weekend!
My favorite Easter flower is a purple hyacinth. I just love the smell of them and growing up I used to help sell them during Easter…but sadly, here in Florida, I have yet to find a nice one at Easter time….do they not grow well here or hold up here??
I think the Cadbury egg commercial is a transgender type commercial. I mean, why else would all those creatures be dressed in bunny drag?
The cream in a Cadbury egg reminds me of cum…just sayin.
Is it wrong that I took an innocent Easter song and made it kinky? If it is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!
I wonder if any of you kinky guys have fucked a chocolate bunny? Take off its ears shove your dick in and go to town!
OMG, do people eat rabbit on Easter? That would be so wrong!
Andi wants to put jelly beans up everyone butts just so you all know….and I love her for it!
I am pretty sure Brighton will be shoving some colored hard boiled eggs in someone pants tomorrow! She is kinky like that, ya know!
Okay, I think I have shared enough of my silly random thoughts….Have a Very Happy and Safe Easter Everyone!
Happy Easter, Empress! And jelly beans up the butt sounds interesting. I wouldn’t want to waste the good ones though. Just those genetic ones. 😉
thanks magnus right back atcha and ya keep the cherry and orange ones out your butt just put the lime ones and icky ones up there hahahahaha
A kink basket, yes! I think I would expand my religious practices for one of those! And I’ll save the jelly beans to eat. I wouldn’t want any getting lost and rolling around in there, lol. Now an easter egg up my butt, hmmmm….Happy Easter to you Constance! 🙂
Goddess Constance:
Yes I did get a new outfit for Easter and this “Sissy Cocksucker” got all decked out in the pink and white lace overlay dress with four inch (4.0″) pink pumps and visited my favorite place (the bookstore glory hole) to advertise my intentions to please. Unfortunately, I did not have a basket but would love to have one full of the names, addresses and phone numbers of men who have full Cadbury Egg Sacks and need relieved by TLC like this sissy provides. I had a great Easter and love you beautiful photo of the bluebonnet field. Will call you soon.
XOXOXO
Jizzelle
What do you wear to bed ? A nighty, cami , long gown , baby doll, or chemise ? I need some night clothes and not sure what to buy .
Empress Constance, This post was hilarious!!! I bet there are some guys out there, fucking a chocolate bunny as we speak. The Easter candy went on sale , so they can get lots of mileage out of that one :)I will forever look at the Cadbury egg and the commercial differently now. The lion is surely a hairy older man, trying to pass with his gruff voice and big hands.