Are you wondering what this blog is about?? Hahahahaha well take a wild guess….Pumpkin pumper?? If you guessed I had my puppet fuck a pumpkin on a call for me than you would be correct!!!!
Pumpkins are fun
Like most harder fruits/veggies pumpkins can be fun for fucking. What is more fun, fucking your plain boring fist or fucking a wet juicy pumpkin? Oh I guess it would be hard for you to answer that if you never fucked a pumpkin before hahahaha. Take my word for it they are fucking fun!
Prepare the pumpkin
First of all, buy a pumpkin that won’t just break when you thrust your dick into it. Also don’t buy one too big either. You want to be able to manage the fucker so don’t go huge! Core out a hole in the pumpkin just like you would a cantaloupe or other fruit. Core out a hole big enough for your cock. Be sure not to make it too tight or you may get irritated with all the pumpkin pumping you will be doing.
It can get messy
Yes, think about the inside of a pumpkin and how gooey and sticky they are. Well guess what, fucking a pumpkin can get messy so like any type of messy fun prep the area for easy clean up after.
I made him ask for it
It was not enough that he bought and prepared this pumpkin for fucking..oh no….I made him ask for it, beg for it! I wanted him to let me know just how horny he was by saying over and over “Oh Mistress can I please fuck this pumpkin for you?” After a few rounds of that how could I deny this horny pet what he so badly wanted!
What I loved
So listening to this pumpkin pumper stick his dick in and moan he was balls deep, just had me laughing my ass off. Once he got in the rhythm of fucking he was moaning “oh Mistress I’m fucking a pumpkin…oh Mistress I’m fucking a pumpkin….oh Mistress I’m fucking a pumpkin” I couldn’t help but laugh and enjoy putting this puppet through the pumpkin pumping paces.
Think out side the box
So the next time you are super horny and at the grocery store take a look around. Think outside the box for new fun exciting ways to spice up your masturbation routine. Perhaps you will want to be my next pumpkin pumper hahahahaha
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Your puppet was fortunate to please and amuse you Goddess….and in such a seasonal way!
yes I think he would agree hehehe
As I’ve said before on your food play posts, the calories and fat in food does not matter when used in this manner!
thats right
…it’s a date! Me, you and a pumpkin. You calling the shots, including the cum shots!
…Thank you Constance! I always thank you for it! Thank you Constance! I fucked it, I FUCKED IT! Then I ate all my own cum! Licked up my own cum for you! 5 saved cum loads, 1 fresh cum shot, mixed it on the plate with my tongue and licked licked licked until it was all gone! Thank you Constance!
it was a fucking blast hehehehe
Pumpkins ARE fun, but they’re about to get funner. It wouldn’t surprise me if you found a way to put a chastity cage on your pumpkin for Locktober. You could even draw that perfect tease and denial expression on its face, so that everyone knows not to fuck with Mistress Constance. Just a friendly reminder to have a happy, safe halloween. Make sure to wear a condom if you’re going in, and no matter what the punpkin says, you do NOT put it in your butt!
omg alexis hahahaha this is the best
Never done a pumpkin before. A melon yes, which was interesting and messy, and of course you know I love my banana pussies, lol. I love the making him beg for it part. Been there many times and it’s very hot!
oh ya the banana pussy mmmmmmmmmmm good times
OMG! I would have laughed my fucking ass off! I love it! I am going to have to repeat this with one of my little stroker sluts! I saw a guy fuck a pumpkin in a movie once, I think it was a foreign film, I can’t remember. But this is hilarious! I love the little mantra he was reciting while he was fucking the pumpkin!
I know right it was a fucking blast!!!