You know who you are you’re that guy that has always tried to sneak peaks at other men’s dicks trying to compare your little weewee to see if you really are a freak of nature too small to please a woman and not very pleasing to look at…..don’t worry I have a plan for you little dick and it starts with SPH

Entertain me with your pathetic penis

Yes I said entertain me because the ONLY thing that little penis is good for is a fucking laugh and some humiliation….I will make you hold up every one of my vibrators and strap on cocks to compare just how little you are compared to something that could actually please my pussy. I will make you bounce up and down making that little pathetic weenie of yours bounce up and down until I cant breath I am laughing so hard

Real cock compared to what you have

I will have you watch countless hours of porno movies making you take notes on the length and girth of those cocks you see filling those hot wet pussies up and than I will make you read them out loud to all my hot girlfriends while we laugh at how your shrimp dick gets excited and even at its hardest is still a fraction of the type of cock that would please me

What can you do with that itty bitty dickie

Well this is where all you little dicked pussy boys get to share with me what it is you can do for me with that little itty bitty dickie…..you notice I don’t call it a cock or a dick right…that’s because that numb between your legs is not deserving of such names it will be a dickie or a weewee or a puny penis in fact you come up with some names to call your little pathetic bump and share them with everyone right here on my blog so we can all have a good laugh

sph mistress