I am an open minded woman and love to have fun during my sessions and this past weekend I had a blast with some food fucking fun ad one very horny stroker puppet!
Food Fucking
Now there are many foods a horny man can fuck…and by fuck I mean stick his dick in it. You can fuck a banana peel which I have seen more than once and fucking loved. You can fuck an eggplant but let me just say if you do prepare to get messy they don’t hold up to a good pounding! You can fuck a melon like this horny stroker did and oh my god it was so much fucking fun!
Melon fucking tip
So here is a little tip for those of you horny enough to fuck a melon. My stroker used a drill to cut out the hole in the melon. He said it was easy and not messy and of course he test fitted it. Turns out that drill was perfect for making a fuck hole in that melon!
fun and humiliating
Food fucking of course is fun and takes you outside the typical sex toy box. Oh but this stroker found out as I was roaring with laughter that it was also humiliating to fuck a melon for me. I am so pleased he did it and enjoyed it as much as I did! No he didn’t get to cum in it although he did get to cum eventually.
Be creative with masturbation
So the next time you are horny and don’t have access to your sexy toys look in the fridge. Run to the store and hit up the produce isle and find you something juicy to fuck. Melons of all types are perfect food for a sex toy! Oh also don’t forget let it sit out at room tempature before fucking or your cock might shrivel if your food fucking fruit is too cold! hahahahaha
As I’ve mentioned before on your blogs involving food play–you don’t have to worry about calories! But then fruit does not have the high calories and high fat content of pies, cakes, and such.
yes best way to play with food hehehe
Perhaps a taste of cream pie?
cum slut!
So I guess when our parents told us not to play with food, they probably weren’t thinking of this, lol. I’m a sometimes “foodie.” Banana peels are the best! They don’t hold up more than a few minutes, but they really feel the most like a pussy of any toy. And who doesn’t love to fuck a pussy for his mistress, even if it is a banana pussy.
hahaha nope not what they were thinking at all…………..and yes I love the banana and hey fucking any pussy for your Mistress is a win win
Ms Constance,
What a great way to bring in summer! Melon fest 2017! I bet your horny stroker pet loved that melon fuck humiliation as much as you did! Sounds like fun (looking around the room for volunteers).
BFLA, I love me some banana’s and your banana pussy sounds H-O-T!
I fucked a melon for Ms Brighton she now calls me her melon fucker cum eater. Wanting to show me off she then invited Ms Alyssa to watch so I had to fuck another melon for both of them. They really had their fun with me making me fuck it good for their amusement while they watched. Of course they also made sure I ate every single drop of my own cum.
So this is good to know Constance. I would fuck a melon for you Constance, I would. I always enjoy our calls and there is something about your wonderful enthusiasm that works me into a frenzy to entertain you! All the cum facials I have given myself in front of you on cam while you hoot and holler… I can only imagine your reaction to being on cam with my cock buried in a drippy wet melon AND still eating my own cum for you!