So yes I have been gone again because well life happened and far more not so sexy nor fun yet important I be there things have been going on. With that said I am working my way back and this is my first blog post in weeks…..so today I give you my random thoughts about blogging

Dear Blog I have missed you…but I bet you didn’t even notice I was gone

Dear Blog I wonder how many boners you gave while I was away

Dear Blog I wish you would just read my mind and write dirty things for me….make it happen okay

Dear Blog I missed doing my ask Mistress posts for 2 weeks straight….don’t worry though I will be back this week!

Dear Blog did guys click on my audios and stroke their cocks? Did you take pictures? hehehehehe

Dear Blog If people commented on things during my absence let them know I am gonna get to them very soon

Dear Blog I didn’t have many kinky thoughts during my time away so maybe my readers can help get my juices flowing

Dear Blog I wonder how many cocks were sucked why I took my break?

Dear Blog How many callers looked to see if I was taking calls by coming here to see you

Dear Blog How many of those callers were like fuck she is still not here yet!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr

Dear Blog I wonder how many fellas will be stalking my blog after getting this….take count and let me know okay

Dear Blog Why don’t you answer me when I ask you all these questions? You are a bitch Blog!

Dear Blog How many of the people who visit you have missed me? 1? 2? 20?

Dear Blog it is good to be back I have missed you and promise not to neglect you again if it is at all possible

Love Constance

Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts

       Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts