Now you all know I currently live in Florida and have lived here for many years….But I grew up in the North and I still remember what it was like to be snowed in…and when those memories happen, I smile and say thank goodness I got out! So here are some random thoughts I have had while you Northern folks were dealing with the blizzard:
Holy fuck balls, it is really snowing hard up there!!!!
OMG, look at my old stomping grounds buried in snow as I watched from my Florida living room…Hey I fucked in a car right there!!!!
What did I do in snow storms….Ohh, that’s right! I never left bed and fucked all day and night off and on…..Ahhh, good times!
Why doesn’t everyone get smart and move south like I did? Ohhh wait, no, stay there! I don’t want more people down here!
I forgot what it was like to have to bundle up to go out…Hey, when was the last time I had to wear gloves? Fuck if I remember!
How many went out and played in the snow only to 5 minutes later say, “I am a dumb ass. Why did I do that?”
Did anyone build any snow dicks or boobies or vaginas and, if they did, I want to see pictures!!!
Even for a size queen like me, 17 inches is just too fucking much!
Is my home town homie cooking? I bet he is….and then I found out this AM that’s just what he is doing, so I was right!
How many of the LDW ladies need me to warm them up right now? I would love to make them hot hot hot!
Hey what the fuck? It got cold in Florida….Ohh wait, it is still NOT snowing here, so ya, I should shut the fuck up!
There you have many random thoughts I had during Snowmageddon 2016. Let’s hope that kinda snow is done for the year and all you Northern guys and gals don’t have more of it coming!
This is as close to snow as I want to be
Beautiful picture! I do miss Summer! With the exception of what I’m sure are a lot of lovely folks down south, and of course you Goddess…Florida is not a place that is welcoming for anyone who is a liberal or holds progressive views….Yeah snow sucks, but the trade off to live in or near places like NYC, Boston, Philly, DC and the many wonderful towns, cities, beaches, mountains and forests up here on I-95 corridor ( and Toronto and Montreal as well) is worth it… Of course I’d give it all up to kneel before you Goddess!
LOl way to turn a silly snow blog into a political opinion cuckie…..LOL I feel ya stay warm
Ms Constance, how did you get inside a snow globe?
Yep we’re just a bunch of holy rollin right wing bowlin Sarah Palinites down here in the heat. Why just look at all the conservatives that have come out of this state — Donald Trump, Chris Christie, George Pataki, Rick Santorum. Oh yeah, they’re from that progressive welcoming I-95 corridor I have heard so much about. Liberals and conservatives are everywhere — just like the snow these days. Great blog, and I agree, snow is one time it’s ok not to be a size queen!
I’m glad you escaped the Northeast. Gawd knows if I had to live amongst them Florida would seem pretty appealing. Fortunately I live in area with 4 wonderful seasons. 🙂
Mistress Constance the changing of the seasons is great.the vitality of the cold air.more liberal open minded people.not having to deal with the extreme heat and oppressive heat.not worrying about bug infestations.not worrying about most natural disasters. Having great health care great culture, great educational institutions progressive transportation systems.a little bit of cold and snow can be handled. And of course your only a phone call away from sexual nirvanna from a beautiful sexy intelligent etc. Mistress from ldw
Hahahaha! It’s so funny that when the snow is piling up outside, you can’t wait to go out and play in it. But once you get outside, you get cold, you get wet, and next thing is “fuck this noise!” and you go back inside!
Are you serious. The north is the best.invigorating. no bugs no oppressive he’s or humidity. Great culture the finest medical facilities great educational sites.good jobs low crime.beautiful women.and of course one can enjoy the company of the finest phone mistresses in the world compliments of ldw
Meant to say no oppressive heat or humidity. Yes we do have beautiful sexy women.no hurricanes no termites no earthquakes and as mentioned from the comfort of your home you can enjoy all ldw offers.thank-you