Here we are again, me sitting at my computer having made the rounds and having random thoughts that, well, I am going to share with all of you. Some may be sex related, some may be silly, but that’s why it is a random thoughts blog. It don’t need to make sense.
Why do people set alarms on weekends if they don’t have like some place to be ( jemmie)? Fuck that mess! Sleep in, fuck the alarm! You have to wake up to it 5 days a week. The weekends should be NO Alarms, ya know, like NO cummies!
What did I ever do before internet? I mean in the last week I reconnected with 2 very old friends I have not spoken to in some time and all because I found them on the internet. Would I have had to like look in phone books or heaven forbid pick up a phone to track them down or would I have not even bothered?
I think the guy that lives next to me has a little dick because the other day he was walking his dog in his pj bottoms and there was like NO bulge no dangling no nothing. I sat on my porch thinking, dude, where is your dick???
Has anyone reading this gotten a ransom ware virus from watching porn? Why do guys go to sites that nobody has ever heard of where that crap is….please, tell me if you did and please, also tell me you didn’t pay the fuckers. Use your brain and get it off your device just do a Google search and stop going to those freaky porn sites….ohh, and fuck you assholes who put that kinda virus on stuff. FUCK YOU!
I wonder how many of you reading this now are like, man, she is off her fucking meds……hey listen, crazy girls are hot in fucking bed so shut the fuck up!
I will leave you with this thought….I love my work and my connections I have found here and I certainly enjoy all the kinky play….but do me a favor, if you get upset or offended by something I write about or record, just move on don’t feel the need to come to me…hold on to what you know about me like how I treat YOU and don’t worry about what is said or written unless it is about you. I have enough stuff going on that when I get dumped on, it fucks me up………so let’s have fun for fuck’s sake! Don’t mess with my mojo! ( said with a smile and love)
Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts
Random answers for random thoughts:
Yeah, except for something extra special that has to happen early, I only need to set an alarm on days that I have to be up to pay the lawn crew. Otherwise, no alarms just to see the Weather Channel girls.
I haven’t got a ransomware infection yet, but probably just lucky so far. I haven’t been surfing porn sites lately because of it, but would like to know what porn sites are fairly safe, cause I needs mah bondage porn!
About the dogwalker, first, why would you walk the dog in your PJs? Get dressed for fuck’s sake! That’s as bad a saggy drawers! Second, I wonder if guys who have small dicks also have small dogs?
Lastly, last thing in the world I’d want to do is mess with your mojo!
jemmie your the best that is all I have to say
heheh jem jem you are my girl and you are the best ty ty
Good afternoon mistress. Love this post, and I agree with the last part of your blog. Bottom line if you can’t say something nice Fuch you.
amen to that babe
Ohhhhh! Want to brush your hair. Please Ms. Constance?
sure