So this weekend was my pets usual monthly call and as always we cover tons of topics while he is working over that cock of mine. Of course he cant cum without permission no matter how hot the topic is. This month we added another fun food item…..an Eggplant! Yes he fucked an eggplant for me and it was a fucking blast!
Picking out the eggplant
Now my slave had to go to the store and browse the produce section where the eggplants are…..not like all the other shoppers looking at them for a yummy part of a meal. No this eggplant shopper was looking for the perfect one to fuck! There are all kinds of sizes of eggplants from tiny to huge so when choosing your eggplant to fuck get one that will accommodate the size of your dick
Prepping the eggplant
Now once you have got it home and washed be sure to not prepare that eggplant for fucking too soon in advance, it tends to discolor where it is cut and such and will brown if left out cut. So wait till just a few before you want to fuck it and using the round thick end instead of the tapered top cut a hole into your new eggplant fuck toy. Do it large enough for your cock to fit tightly ya know tight like a pussy he he he.
Eggplant fleshlight
Once you are ready or directed as my slave was to fuck this eggplant you slip that dick in and hammer away. Much like you would use a fleshlight only it is not a silicone toy or a rubber toy it is a fucking eggplant….I mean literally you will be FUCKING AN EGGPLANT! Hahahaha I had so much fun hearing him moan and groan describing how tight the eggplant was and how he loves being my eggplant fucker! We are now going to add eggplant to the growing list of things he will be fucking for me!
Need some ideas foods to fuck?
Just hit me up I am happy to guide you to foods that might be good for fucking and hey if you want to fuck any food at all you give me a fucking call because I certainly love me a food fucking subbie he he he
Sounds like a fun call! If i were not “Limp 4 Life’ in chastity i would suggest using a pimento stuffed cocktail olive for my tiny clit. I could just take out the pimento in the middle and go to town! 🙂
Is lube required or is an eggplant self lubricating like a real pussy?
Hot idea! Is lube required or is an eggplant self lubricating like a real pussy?
Mistress: As I’ve commented before on your food fucking blogs, when fucking food items you don’t need to worry about calories, fat, sodium, etc.!
Oh princess…I’m also picturing you hollowing out a gherkin and going, “oh fudge, I took out too much, now I won’t feel anything!”
Anyway, thanks to reading this post earlier today, one of my humiliation junkies found himself with an assignment involving a baggie of halved grapes. Thanks for the inspiration!
Mine is an avocado & seed smoothie first pit scoop the avocado into the blender then add add
The seed of a real man ice cubes blend and put
Back in the skin n microwave for 20 seconds to warm then place my Clit in 1/2 half and grind with the other paint on to my face for
A dual pleasure facial
OMG eggplant fucking !!! hahahahahah that’s awesome! I’ll admit, I never thought of telling someone to fucking fruit or veggies until coming to LDW — that blows my mind — well, I guess this blows a lot of things and my mind is only one of them. Melons are the best and the sound is amazing! LMAO