I am always amazed at just how far a man with a small penis will go to get my attention just to hear me laugh at them! In the past few weeks I have had several small penis humiliation calls and each one had one thing in common….they made me laugh my fucking ass off!!
Is Your Dick Tiny?
You know who you are, you’re the one who looks in the mirror after a shower and thinks, “My God! What woman would want that tiny thing”? Do you have delusions of being able to please a woman with that tiny thing? So many women will humor small dicked men and allow them a quick hump and dump, but not me! In fact, if you were to pull down your pants and I see that tiny thing, not only will I deny you, but I will laugh at your pathetic dick! I figure if you have the balls to show it to me, than you open the doors to be humiliated and teased about it.
Humiliation Lovers
Everyone knows I love to laugh and I do so enjoy SPH calls because I get to laugh and laugh and laugh…I recently did a call with a little dicked man who paid me to laugh at him and giggle about how small his dick is…nothing like paying to be humiliated and told how pathetic your dick is. Not only did I humiliate him for having a small penis but I made him shoot his load all over his face. Why, you may ask? Well I need to get some sort of enjoyment out of that little dick and the only way to do that is not only to laugh at him, but to also degrade him, make him beg to cum and grant him release ONLY if he cums on his face….the best part was reminding him he just paid me to make him cum on his face!!! Now that’s fucking fun!!!!
Little Dick Pictures
Now I cannot share them with you here but I would say I have close to 50 little dick pictures in my library of pathetic cocks (yes that’s the name of the folder) some are so small they are literally like little helmets, no shaft, nothing to them but the little dick head! Smaller than a chapstick tube is fucking pathetic and so not worthy of my attention unless of course I am being paid to look!! I bet you’re wondering what I do with these pictures….Well, when I am having a bad day, I go through them and laugh and laugh! Nothing can turn a bad day better than some pathetic little cock picture!!!
Show Me Your Dicklette!
Are you part of the small pecker club? Does your little winky get hard at the sound of a woman’s laughter? Do you crave being used and degraded about your little pee pee? I am not only a huge fan of small penis humiliation phone sex, but I believe that all little itty bitty dickies deserve to be humiliated and laughed at!! So if humiliation is what you crave or a woman’s genuine laughter at your tiny dick is what you need than look no further you have found your SPH queen!!!!
Click the Player below for a little Small Penis Humilation Audio I whipped up for this post!
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We are all greatful for your willingness to remind all us tiny cocked men just how worthless we are.
Ahhh it is indeed MY pleasure!!! Small penis humiliation is a true treat for me!!
Great blog, Ms.Constance. I’ll have to come read this whenever I think I’m having a bad day, at least I don’t have a little weenus.
heheheh W yes this is a sure fire way to be cheered up and feel better about yourself!!
I’ve never had to use an eyepatch for a jockstrap,so I can’t relate to this.
Nice smile,BTW
Isn’t that cute?An extra belly button!
I enjoyed reading your new post and listening to your audio! I do love a size queen and you are the best. Pity all women didn’t have more of that in them (double entendre intended lol)I am just glad there are places for the rest of us who don’t measure up!
I am imagining I carnival like sign by your bed with an 8 inch ruler saying…”You must be this long to ride” lol
Thank you Mike! I love small penis humiliation and I have gotten lost of questions like is my penis in that folder LOL…….lmao at the have to be THIS big to get on the ride thats funny!!!!
I can remember comparing my cock to the toy I used to fuck myself with on cam for you, that got me hard, made me beg and hopefully pleased you.
I still want you..please please pretty please 😉
Great post and audio!
Ohhh those were some wonderful times making you compare your dick to your toy having you fuck it on web cam for me and ohhhhhh the begging how I do enjoy your begging!!!! You can have me anytime you like….well on the phone 😉 Thanks for the comment!
Miss Constance..u know I love small penis humiliation..It tturns me on so much..such a small dick that I need to suck other dicks..be their bitch and whore and just love it..
Ohh I know you love the small penis humiliation and I so enjoy humiliating you and yes yoru right your better off sucking big dicks!! Love you being a total whore for me
Yes i am smaller than a chapstick! I’m so pathetic i have sex with old men sucking fat old man cock. If I’m too small for a woman than I will be a woman.
yeah your a grandpa fucker lmao tiny ass little penis like yours cant get a woman hahahahaha
i have a small 6inch cock would u laugh at it
Yes if you thought you could fuck me with it I would laught at you and it!
I loved the call we did where you watched me on cam and humiliated me and made me pay to cum in my and mouth ….. the humiliation really hit when I was still on my back with a mouthful of my own semen wondering how this just happened. You were great! I love hearing about it in your blog too
Ohh I didnt make you pay you begged to pay to cum in your mouth LOL….I will never forget the image of you on your back cumming in your own mouth! hahahahahahaha ready for round two??
mistress could u make a humiliation audio with a man with a small 6 inch cock anything that comes to mind.and how do i post a pic with my small cock
Hi there I can do an audio if you like did you want a custom one? Contact me at constance@enchantrixempire.com for details on how to purchase one. as far as showing your small penis I do not show those types of things on my blog.
Its your ballbustie. And I want to be apart of the small pecker club.
hehehehe imagine that you want in on the small penis fun! Okay I will let you join just as soon as that blog of yours has a post about ME in it hehehehehehe
Ohh wow… I didn’t know you enjoyed SPH so much, Ms. Constance! I can totally see myself getting upside down for you, too! I love hearing you laugh!
of course I am into sph LOl I am a total size queen and shrimp dicks could never satisfy my physical needs….now can they be entertaining? HELL YES
Hey Constance I love ur site you’re pretty funny about little dicks! I’m 6’5 with size 16 shoes but my ex gf used to tease me cuz I’m shorter than her pinky! Do u think its even funnier when a tall guy has a tiny one? 🙂
yes when a big guy has a tiny dick I find it even more hilarious and sometimes simply cant stop laughing when they drop their pants LOL