I am an open minded woman and love to have fun during my sessions and this past weekend I had a blast with some food fucking fun ad one very horny stroker puppet!

Food Fucking

Now there are many foods a horny man can fuck…and by fuck I mean stick his dick in it. You can fuck a banana peel which I have seen more than once and fucking loved. You can fuck an eggplant but let me just say if you do prepare to get messy they don’t hold up to a good pounding! You can fuck a melon like this horny stroker did and oh my god it was so much fucking fun!

Melon fucking tip

So here is a little tip for those of you horny enough to fuck a melon. My stroker used a drill to cut out the hole in the melon. He said it was easy and not messy and of course he test fitted it. Turns out that drill was perfect for making a fuck hole in that melon!

fun and humiliating

Food fucking of course is fun and takes you outside the typical sex toy box. Oh but this stroker found out as I was roaring with laughter that it was also humiliating to fuck a melon for me. I am so pleased he did it and enjoyed it as much as I did! No he didn’t get to cum in it although he did get to cum eventually.

Be creative with masturbation

So the next time you are horny and don’t have access to your sexy toys look in the fridge. Run to the store and hit up the produce isle and find you something juicy to fuck. Melons of all types are perfect food for a sex toy! Oh also don’t forget let it sit out at room tempature before fucking or your cock might shrivel if your food fucking fruit is too cold! hahahahaha

food fucking