It has been a minute since I have shared one of my random thoughts blogs so I thought today would be perfect for that…..and with it being Masturbation May and all why not have that be the topic! So here it goes
How many men are masturbating right now?
How many are cuming right now?
How many gallons of cum are being drained from horny balls all over the world as I type this?
Do other countries celebrate masturbating May?
why is the spelling cumming not legit? I always get the spell check thingy wtf!
How many of you have masturbated to my pictures?
Do you feel guilty about masturbating to my pictures and using me?
Why is it whenever I am writing a blog I get e-mails at that moment? ( Not Masturbation May related but indeed random)
If you were allowed to masturbate in public would you?
How many of you have masturbated in public?
Ever been busted?
Have you ever lost interest in masturbating?
How many of you are masturbating right fucking now?
Does Molly masturbate?
Do you ever look at a stranger and think hmmmmmm did they just masturbate?
Have you ever spoken to anyone outside like this kink world about masturbation?
How many of you would wear a shirt saying “I just Masturbated”
I wonder how many men I have allowed to masturbate for me….it has to be like a million hahhhaahaha
I wonder how many of you fantasize about fucking while masturbating
How many would choose to masturbate over fucking?
Okay this has gone on long enough like usual once I start with my random thoughts they just keep coming out naturally hahahaha enjoy the post and Happy masturbation May Everyone!
Podcast: Play in new window | Download
Random silly picture to go with my Random silly thoughts
Great stuff as always. Lots of guys are masturbating at any moment, and not nearly as many are cuming as want to! I can’t be masturbating right now because I’m answering this comment, lol. I sure believe Molly masturbates, but I wish she’d send the damn pictures to prove it! I also have to think masturbation is celebrated everywhere! Here’s a random question since you brought up Molly: what do she and Cassidy do when they need help?!
hahah thanks for the witty comment! I bet she does too and hmmmmmm I don’t know they are our live helpers but who helps them is a great question heheheh
I only unlock from chastity stroke and cum with your permission…..so you know what about my masturbation! …..But i am hoping to add to the total number of stroking for you Goddess!
lol which never happens LOL
Ms Constance,
Great thoughts! Does Ms Molly know she’s part of your blog? Ha ha ha!
I’d really like to know the answers to a lot of the above! Come on guys dish!
Comment, or retweet this blog with YOUR Answer to ONE question above.
Don’t say the question just tweet the link with “two times today” or “i was busted in my car”
Get it? GO! LOL
I made molly a part of almost every random thoughts blog hahahaha and great suggestion for the guys
I’m sure Molly masturbates, anyone that hot has to. Unless she doesn’t have a mirror and has never seen herself…
“How many would choose to masturbate over fucking?”
It depends upon who I am thinking about.
You are a size queen, a genuine size queen. While I believe you could get emotional pleasure from fucking someone my size, I don’t think I could bring you to emotional pleasure no matter my size, even if I was 8 inches.
So I can’t bring you to pleasure for carnal or emotional reasons, meaning I can’t bring you to pleasure, meaning it probably wouldn’t be good for me either.
But you do have pleasure in consensual humiliation, and I enjoy that too, especially humiliation while masturbating.
Now I’m not saying if you gave me a choice I would choose to masturbate, if you offered me a fuck I would take it – I can’t lie – but I also must confess I have masturbated to the thought of you starting to give me a fuck and then stopping it because it just didn’t do anything for you, watching me stroke in frustration was much more fun, especially having to beg to MAYBE getting release after being interrupted when I thought I was getting laid.
Do I talk too much?
Your strapon could probably shut me up.
Oh, wait, this is Constance’s blog. Let me rephrase.
Your strapon could probably shut me the fuck up.
But maybe you like me going on.
Did I tell you that fantasy where Cooper snapped her fingers and made my dick big?
You were there, and then…
Ow, why are you grabbing my hair?
mfff mfff bll gaggle mfff
hahahaha alice you are a fucking riot thanks for the awesome comment and yes I am pulling your hair shhhhhhhhhh
*How many men are masturbating right now? I estimate 4,948,308 are masturbating at this hour based on world population, men between the ages of 15 and 64, dividing that number by 24 hours in a day and estimating the 5% of males masturbate in any one day.
*How many are cumming right now? Assuming the average male orgasm last 15 second, about 20,618 are cumming right now.
*How many gallons of cum are being drained from horny balls all over the world as I type this? Assuming 1 teaspoon per orgasm, that’s 26.846345 gallons.
*Do other countries celebrate masturbating May? Oh, yes, of course. National Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day and in Britain and Australia as “Wankers Day”, is an annual event celebrated on May 28, to protect and celebrate the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was observed May 14, 1995,
*why is the spelling cumming not legit? I always get the spell check thingy wtf! The verb is “come” and the gerund is “cumming.”
*How many of you have masturbated to my pictures? At least one (I can speak only for myself).
*Do you feel guilty about masturbating to my pictures and using me? No, although the next time I session with you, if I don’t wish to be ruined, I better pledge a virtual bouquet and deliver on the promise.
*Why is it whenever I am writing a blog I get e-mails at that moment? ( Not Masturbation May related but indeed random) You are popular.
*If you were allowed to masturbate in public would you? You mean, that’s against the law? In all seriousness, probably not, unless I were drunk out of my mind. I don’t have the greatest confidence in my body: my dick is 8, so you probably understand.
*How many of you have masturbated in public? No.
*Ever been busted? No.
*Have you ever lost interest in masturbating? Odd question. No.
*How many of you are masturbating right fucking now? At least one.
*Does Molly masturbate? I don’t know for a fact, but I strongly suspect that the answer is yes. I’m sure that while masturbation is not her sole outlet or go to spot (unlike some of us, ahemmmmmmmm), but I imagine she pushes her button from time to time.
*Do you ever look at a stranger and think hmmmmmm did they just masturbate? No, but I do wonder about other people’s masturbation and sex frequencies.
*Have you ever spoken to anyone outside like this kink world about masturbation? Yes, the dominatrixes who I physically session with.
*How many of you would wear a shirt saying “I just Masturbated” At least one, but it would be under another shirt. (If I get injured, I hope the ambulance workers wouldn’t laugh and would have the decency to cut it off before the doctors and nurses saw it.)
*I wonder how many men I have allowed to masturbate for me….it has to be like a million hahhhaahaha No, not a million. I estimate 30,931, not including your time away from LDW given that you’ve worked for LDW since January 2009, worked about 245 days per year, and allowed 15 cummers per work day. (In other words, 20 callers and 5 denied or in chastity.)
*I wonder how many of you fantasize about fucking while masturbating. Not sure but I can’t add to that total: I’m a dedicated masturbator given my situation.
*How many would choose to masturbate over fucking? I asked Siri about that and she said, rather sternly, “Now, now.” I like to ask her sexual questions and she treats me like a bad boy all the time! Siri has a sexy voice. You all at LDW better watch out!
wow kevin you took the time to figure all that out holy fuck balls way to go and lmao even siri denied ya hahahaha
Ms. Constance, I’m so impressed at the comments you get from all of your random thoughts. I had to laugh when I read about Kevin getting scolded by Siri because he asked her a naughty question. Maybe we’ve been playing it all wrong and we should get in on the withholding and scolding game! That would be a hella lot of fun!
piper I laughed too hahaha siri denied kevin hahahaha love it
OMG Ms. Constance…..can I just say that I LOVE your random thoughts…so damn fun!!! And now I am so wondering and kinda want to take a poll myself, lol. But I thought it would be fun to answer a few of them myself. So here goes… I have totally masturbated in public and it’s HOT!! I would totally wear a shirt saying that I just masturbated…what a way to make an entrance, lol! And I would be remiss if I didn’t tell you that I have absolutely masturbated to your pics, Ms. Constance. And I will not apologize or feel guilty cause you’re smokin’ hot honey!!!! 🙂
well fuck me running Ms Mandy I am blow away hehehehe in the best way possible