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Phone Sex MacGyver’s leave me impressed

So we all know there are times when things do not work out as planned during a phone sex session. I am not talking about the occasional call drop or static on the line I am talking about toys and such. I have been totally impressed how some of my callers just MacGyver things to make them work for us in a pinch

what is MacGyver

We all know the tv show past and present but that is not what I am talking about. According to the urban dictionary “To use ingenuity to fix or remedy a problem using only the tools available at hand” This definition describes what some of my phone sex callers do to a tee!

Sex Toys

Just recently a super horny sissy slut found herself at home alone with free time to call….but this was not a planned call and because of that she didn’t have all her slut toys. Well what did she do you ask? She improvised and did a MacGyver and instead of not toying with those nipples she dug out clothes pins and man did they do the trick….she also found hand lotion instead of her normal oils. Way to go slut you always impress me

Chastity

I have a new chastity pet who has issues keeping the cage on well he has come up with a great MacGyver way to hold it on and will be testing it out very soon. Making a belt out of yarn….this will hold it on and keep it from falling off in the cold and it wont be harsh against his skin. Impressive idea to work around the problem I love it pet!

Broken toy in play

Have you ever had something break during play? Well just the other day I broke the paddle on my sissy cuckolds ass while having him administer many whacks to that panty covered ass! Well did that stop us from the spankings? Hell no we improvised and he ran out of the room and came back with a wooden spoon and hair brush and the spanking continued!

Share your MacGyver tricks with me

I am sure many of you have done some sort of MacGyver move in your kink /sex play share with me what some of yours were and lets see just how creative you all are!

 

 

10 comments to Phone Sex MacGyver’s leave me impressed

  • princess

    Thank you my Goddess for the compliment on finding substitute implements for the spanking! And what a spanking it was… 540 strokes!!! I think, with your approval, I’ll buy a nice sturdy wooden hair brush for the future…..one that will NEVER break! So you may discipline me whenever, and for however long, you desire!

  • I love MacGuyvers too! And how did I know that when You were talking about Your sissy slut who broke their paddle, it was princess cuckie of the milky way? Unless I’m mistaken! *giggle* I like to tell Femdom phone playmates that there are always ways and means to get creative in exploring their kinks, even if they haven’t been able to make a slutty shopping trip yet. Some substitutions work better than others, but there’s always a way! Nice post, Miss Constance!

  • wellspanked

    I was traveling for work, and managed a call from a hotel, but without toys. When told to, “get creative”, here is what we ended up with.

    My shoelace was removed and made a very effective tie for my balls.

    Mistress enjoys tormenting my nipples because she likes how it deflates my cock and then seeing how quickly she can bring it back (often with spanks). I was without clamps or clothespins and pinches aren’t the same. I spotted the hangers in the closet, with the clips for hanging skirts or pants.

    On went the hanger clips and who would know, that hanger hook can reach the tied up cock if you bend forward.

    So there I was cock and ball tied, nipple clamped, and effectively humbled.

  • Great ideas Miss Constance! Okay, here’s a MacGyver for chastity when the he needs to be in orgasm denial but can’t wear a chastity cage. This isn’t a spur of the moment thing, but it’s something to buy and keep in a dop kit or medicine cabinet. Topical anesthetic cream … not icy/hot or anything with menthol … something with lidocaine … it takes away the hard on by numbing the penis but leaves the wicked horny feeling! Laughs Oh yeah, I like that one a lot!

    • blue balled pet

      I tried the lidocaine Ms Olivia suggested. Note to self let about 20 minutes to set in and well after that 20 minutes i couldnt feel a thing down there. And was still horny. Even tried to get it up to no avail. I think i will be having fun with this creme in the future.

    • Constance

      great tip Olivia and hehehe my pet look at ya

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