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Three Strikes AND You’re out, or at Least Denied

Recently, I had a fun session (well, fun for me, at least) with a fellow who proudly announced his measurements as 3.3125, 2.75, 0.79.  Hmmmmmm. He’s not sissy boy so, those aren’t his bust-waist-hips measurements.  Actually, they’re the length-circumference-diameter of his penis, IN INCHES!  Oh, yea, I forgot: we’re talking ERECT!  Poor guy.

For so long, it was women who were judged by their measurements.  These days, I assure you, women have turned the tables.  When we girls talk measurements, it’s the length and girth of your penis that’s under discussion.  What progress!

At least precision is not one of Kevin’s, um, shortcomings.  LOL!  Obviously, he is fixated with his size.  Given his decided under-endowment, and that there is no easy fix, who can blame him?  I’m drawn to the subject too.  It’s just that I’m more interested in the opposite end of the size spectrum.  Actually, all of society is focused on penis size.  The topic is always juuuuust below the surface.  Look at the Washington Monument.  Look at the “finger” length debate among the Republicans!  And it may be getting even worse for the little guys among us.  There’s a 2013 study suggesting that female preference for large dick may be driving the evolution of larger penises in humans.  With the rapid change in society, where are we going with this?  Personally, I think males above 21 should be required to carry a “penis proportions card.”  Gives new meaning to the phrase, “being carded,” doesn’t it guys?  But you “teenys” don’t have to worry, with all the little dicks in Congress, it will never pass.


But let’s get back to my session with midget dick.  Unfortunately for him, he got off to quite a bad start when, unknowingly, he just about sealed his fate and forfeited a pleasurable end to our session.  Bummer.  He mistakenly thought that he would impress me by bragging that for my seven years at LDW, he has been frequently, repeatedly, and chronically masturbating to my blog and photos!  His knowledge of my background and outlook on life proved that he WAS quite the fan, so I believed him (especially his confession to relentless jerking off).  He even wrote a reply to one of my blog posts that I read to him as he breathed oh-so heavily.  I did read his comment as a tease,  I’m such a bitch!  If you’re interested, look up my June 9, 2015 blog and the various replies.  Problem was, this was his first rendezvous with me.  That means that without any compensation to LDW or me, this runt had been getting off for years.  I instructed him right then and there that IMMEDIATELY post-session, he must reach into his pocket and pull out a virtual bouquet.


Pee-wee’s next mistake: false bravado.  He tried to prove himself smarter than me by arguing that given the situation, I would compromise my size queen principles.  We argued.  And he lost.  I won’t go into the details except to advise my pint-sized friends, think twice about trying to convince me to allow you between my legs with arguments about penis extenders or if you were the last man on earth.  (If my pocket-sized caller was the last man on earth, I’d consider the chances of alien beings, or more practically, my dildo drawer).  Also, avoid arguing with Mistress when you are this side of orgasm and Mistress stands between you and pleasure.  In case you didn’t know it, your mind gets scrambled and your powers of persuasion and thought leave you.  When I have you by the balls, guys, open your ears.  To his credit, at the end of this one-sided debate, he admitted defeat.


 This poor boy made another mistake that we frequently experience at LDW, much to the discomfort of our pets: he was not honest with himself about his true desires for our tryst.  He left his orgasm outcome in my hands.  (Orgasm outcome here would be orgasm “no-come.”)  That’s what he said, at the outset.  “Oh Mistress, I trust you to decide my orgasmic fate.”  I think he was sincere, sincere at the time, at least.  Or maybe he wanted to impress me with his gallant gloating, only to be reduced to a begging puddle at call’s end.  Very unseemly.  Guys: level with yourself before Mistress asks you what you want!  If you desire a call climax with you spilling a love puddle in my honor, I might oblige.  (Might.)  But, my little honeys, you need to be honest with your Mistress.  As our time together drew to a close, he begged, pleaded and prayed for gratification.  So sad and humbling for him.
But, I was not going to compromise my size queen principles and let “puppy stunted shaft” enjoy a golden orgasm. Besides, he was scheduled for a later encore masturbation performance before three women.  How’d that go, Kevin?  Oh, by the way, thanks for the bouquet.  You only have about a dozen more denials before we’re even.

14 comments to Three Strikes AND You’re out, or at Least Denied

  • Cuckie

    Wow! Great post Goddess….. At last someone you spoke to was smaller than me lol….I love how firm you were and how you always get what you want and deserve !!! As it should be Mistress 🙂

  • Constance

    yes I do cuckie heheheh and yes he said he was smaller than what you are but I didn’t get to see him as I do you or even watch him shrink like I have with you hehehehe

  • sissychrissy

    That’s my Mistress!! it amazes me how some guys just don’t understand that women and especially women like You hold ALL the cards. Some just have to learn the hard way.

    • Constance

      Chrissy heheheh thank you and I know what reading this did to you which of course made me tingle and remember I have all the pussy and alllllllllll the power hehehehe

  • Scottie

    OMG….LMAO at the thought of some poor sap thinking Ms. Constance would allow a little 3 inch pecker anywhere near her! Might want to pay a little closer attention to those blogs buddy.

  • Kevin

    Well, I am chagrined, ashamed, and . . . mortified. You’ve devastatingly sketched out my mistakes: how could I be so stupid? (And I was thinking all along that I was killing it with you!) I must say, I was shocked, surprised, and caught short (literally, if you consider my pint size!) by your verdict. But, I do agree that you administered the appropriate punishment by denying my orgasm. Thank you for the reality check.

    My, as you put it, “encore masturbation performance” was naughty for me and delicious for the audience. That night at the house were all kinds of people . . . mostly couples, a lot of them! My show went very well, with many, many catcalls, jeers, and razzing from the audience. You can imagine what they were snorting about. A few of the females were sniggering and taunting (probably acting like you and your LDW Mistress friends would have). It was great fun, at my expense. The volume my come was, I’ll bet, a personal record, one that I could not have accomplished without your denial earlier in the day. You are really so thoughtful, Mistress Constance. I think you allowed me to earn all the applause and curtain calls of the spectators!

    Your very humbled servant, Kevin

    • Constance

      hahaha kevin killing it with me hahahahha

      thanks for sharing our show hahahaha and thank you for the awesome comment and inspiration

  • Florida Slave

    Mistress: The best thing that a guy can do when he is speaking to you with a cock that is “stiff and hard,” is to let their mind go “limp and flaccid” and let you do all the thinking and decision-making for them! It’s a better experience for both involved!

  • Ms Constance- I love how you clarified the exact nature of Kevin’s “crimes” against nature. I’ve got to say, one of my biggest peeves as a mistress is a caller with a teeny weenie arguing with me that it’s “not that small”. Frankly I don’t care what the national average is, you’re calling one of us, you are going to get the unvarnished truth! And I don’t presume to speak for all mistresses here (or anywhere!!) but I can almost guaran-damn-tee that not a one of us is going to say that something that small is anywhere close to adequate, let alone acceptable for anything except SPH. I maintain if you’ve got a little dick, you better have a fat wallet, because paying someone is the only way you’re going to get any female attention for your pecker!

    • Constance

      heheh Stephanie thank you so much for your comment and I agree no matter what the average is there is cocks I dig and cocks I don’t period

  • sissyteddy

    Dear mistress so wonderful!

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