Today we will have a little fun….we will play have you ever. I will be asking many questions about sexual things and you can answer them in comments or just in your head for fun.
Have you ever had sex in a moving vehicle
Have you ever masturbated while listening to a live couple having sex ( not porn)
Have you ever worn a condom to masturbate
Have you ever cum while fully dressed
Have you ever cum without touching yourself
Have you ever cum to Ms. Molly
Have you ever cum to a regular vanilla magazine picture
Have you ever shot cum on something and not clean it up on purpose
Have you ever cum during a prince song
Have you ever been caught picking your nose
Have you ever fallen asleep during sex
Have you ever encountered a stinky pussy/cock
Have you ever swallowed a load of cum ( yours counts)
Have you ever regretted a sex act
Have you ever farted or been farted on during a sex act
Have you ever skinny dipped in a public place
Have you ever masturbated in a pool or had sex in one
Have you ever injured your pecker
Have you ever read my blog and gone what in the fuck is she smoking?
Have you ever wondered what Molly’s pussy feels like on your face ( I sure have)
Have you ever gotten an erection at work
Have you ever masturbated to thoughts of someone you work with
Have you ever fucked your boss
Have you ever won a sexy prize
Have you ever been busted with a sex toy
Okay so there you have it my Have you ever questions for you to answer enjoy laugh at and over all just have fun with. If you want to know my answers to all these questions and anything else you would like to ask me you know how to reach me….on the phone!
Just the yes answers
yes to sex while fully dressed
yes to cum to vanilla magazine pic (non nude)
yes to stinky
yes to swallow cum (mine and….)
yes to erections at work
yes to co-worker fantasies and masturbation
But i’m MUCH more interested in ‘your’ yes answers!!!
woo hoo ty cukie
Yes to 5. I’m doomed.
lmao joe
Uh oh, yes to 9 of them….
hehehe jem jem
Oh Dear! Yes to the following 14! Is that good or bad?
Have you ever cum to Ms. Molly
only fantasizing about her so far
Have you ever cum to a regular vanilla magazine picture
Have you ever shot cum on something and not clean it up on purpose
only outside
Have you ever encountered a stinky pussy
Have you ever swallowed a load of cum ( yours counts)
my own? Uh, yeah! as you WeLL KNOW Constance… and cum from a few squirting females too! Yay for women who squirt! Just YAAAAY!
Have you ever regretted a sex act
Have you ever farted or be farted on during a sex act
Have you ever skinny dipped in a public place
Have you ever masturbated in a pool or had sex in one
Have you ever injured your pecker
Oh how I wish this one weren’t true, not funny at the time. Once I was burned… as a public service I will say just beware of sex too close to a romantic roaring fire. Fires pop sometimes sending embers shooting. One ember and it had to find my pecker. Stop laughing Constance, it hurt, pecker flesh is sensitive.
Another time with a lover in our sexual excitement for each other I ran it into a door as we ran naked for the bedroom. She laughed I coiled in pain. Stop laughing Constance, it really hurt at the time!
Have you ever read my blog and gone what in the fuck is she smoking?
Yes and where can I get some?
Have you ever wondered what Molly’s pussy feels like on your face ( I sure have)
yes again, but only in fantasy so far
Have you ever gotten an erection at work
oh, fucking hell yes!
Have you ever masturbated to thoughts of someone you work with
many times!
ohh D you total cum eater I love your reply thank you
Yes to the following 17:
Worn a condom to masturbate
Cum while fully dressed
Cum to Molly (had a few calls with her)
Shot on something and not cleaned it up (myself, panties)
Busted picking my nose (sadly)
Fallen asleep during sex (both too drunk and passed out)
Swallowed my own load
Regretted a sex act
Been farted on during
Skinny dipped in a public place
Had sex in a pool
Injured my cock and balls playing basketball
Wondered about Molly’s pussy
Wondered wtf you were smoking
Gotten an erection at work
Masturbated thinking of people I work with
Won a sexy prize
Great post!
woo hoo thank you for replying to this love it