I sometimes have very random things pop into my head and I had been sharing some of them with you randomly, so today it is time again for another edition of Constance’s random thoughts.

How do those who can take huge cocks up their ass do it? I mean sure lots of lube, but I am constantly in awe of those anal sluts that can take a huge one…I personally could never take one nor do I have the desire to do so.

When astronauts are in space and they jerk off what happens to the cum? Does it float around or do they have like a special jerk off device? I mean some of them are up there forever they have to get horny!

Why do people take selfies in filthy rooms? I mean clean the fuck up if your gonna post your picture…..have some self respect don’t show the world you are a slob.

I wonder how many times a day I can make a man cum, like what is his record and can he beat that record? How much cum would there be if I had him just collect it all and cum like 10 times in one day? Towards the end there would be very little I know, but how much over all?

Will getting larger pots for the plants on my porch stop them from being blown over? Do I really want to even do them?

Christmas is coming and I hear people are done shopping….who are these people how do they manage to be done already when I don’t even start till December? I don’t know anyone who is done and are those people who say they are done even real or are they aliens?

Speaking of aliens I wonder if they masturbate?

I wonder how many times in a day I say the word “cock” or “fuck” or if could I even keep track or after like 765 times would I say fuck it?

When I give someone an answer and they reply back with really? Do they think I am lying? Or are they just surprised?

I wonder where cannibal is fishing right now and how many times were those poor fish subjected to seeing his micro mini penis?

Speaking of penis who does these studies on penis size? How does a study like that work? Do they advertise on tv or send out mail asking guys to show them their dicks? Who goes oh a dick survey let me go get my cock looked at? Do they go by flaccid, or if erect who makes the dicks erect? Do the guys who participate do it themselves or is there a team of fluffers who help make the cocks stiff??

Okay I have done enough random ramblings have a great day!!!!

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